How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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