i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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