This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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