Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
There are leaves in my underwear?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
