do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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