Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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