i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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