Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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