Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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