woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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