Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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