Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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