butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Is it penis luge time yet?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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