I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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