sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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