this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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