I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
how drunk are you?
Several
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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