I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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