I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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