Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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