I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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