About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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