Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
