doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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