I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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