i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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