So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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