i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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