so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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