I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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