Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
