It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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