Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Do plants get herpes?
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