never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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