Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize
