Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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