She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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