So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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