Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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