11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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