sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
oh god the rape fog is back!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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