Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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