i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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