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Pappa wants mamma naked
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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