i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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