I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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