Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
