look no pants
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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