i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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