Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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